HEROIC VULGAR

I wrote a thing for reverb 2017

Heroic Vulgar

pairings:  MakaxBlack*Star, TsuxLiz, SoulxKilik
rating: pg-13
warnings: canon-typical violence, language, alcohol

Childhood friends torn apart by distance, Maka is suddenly reunited with her first crush in the Albarn family’s pet shop. She needs an employee, and Black Star needs a job… but also a place to stay. A new tenant in the house, exotic bird theft, and big-name petfood companies turn the shop upside down, but now that she has her best friend back, Maka thinks she can get through anything– if her heart would simply shut up. Also if Fred would shut up. Please shut up, Fred.

A K-drama AU

You can read it on AO3 here.

@uppastmybedtimereading316​ ‘s post can be found here, youtube playlist here

@l0chn3ss​ ‘s posts: moodbards 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, k-pop playlist, and fred

This is stupid buuuttttt I’ve been reading your docs since forever ago and I keep hearing….what is Resbang?

resbang is the short name for Soul Eater Resonance Bang, which is the fandom’s big bang event. tl;dr fic authors sign up to write a fic, artists sign up to make fanart of those fics, and betas sign up to help critique/edit what the authors and artists make. everyone has a deadline. it’s a yearly thing.

you can find more info over at the resbangmod blog, where there’s a lot of info in the sidebar for your perusal

[Twenty-Something Does Not Care]

fanmix and stream for @kittenintheden​‘s 2016 resbang: Macabre Records

There’s one last summer before the employees of Macabre Records scatter to the four winds and everything’s going sideways. Their beloved record store has a dark cloud hanging over it called Gorgon Sisters Music – the owners aren’t just poaching their customers, they’re also pressuring Kid to sell his dad’s shop. The morning starts out badly when Black Star gambles away a desperately-needed chunk of the store’s cash, and things go downhill from there. But it’s Ragnorak Day, and the crew knows if they don’t make it the best damn day possible, they’ll regret it forever.

Rating: M
Pairings: Kim/Jacqueline, Soul/Maka, Kid/Crona, Tsubaki/Liz
Warnings: underage drinking, alcohol abuse/alcoholism, suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, language, sexual content

Read the fic here: [ao3]

Listen to the mix here: (warning! some songs NSFW)

8tracks – runtime approx 1hr, 25 minutes

free stream – tune in all day, February 7th, 2017! I’ll be streaming this playlist on repeat for your listening pleasure because 8tracks can eat my ass! =D  Feel free to drop in and listen to the station.

mediafire – alternatively, enjoy the music on your own time with this complimentary download. I’ve turned making m3u playlists and tagging metadata into a science, please take these tunes so my tears of blood aren’t for naught.

{art and tracklist} were created in Photoshop CS6, as usual. i’m a one-trick pony


LISTEN UP Y’ALL, this fic is both hilarious and cute and still touches on some serious business. It is definitely worth your time, though I shouldn’t have to be tellin you this because we all know kitden is a solid author. 

As for the mix, I’ve been listening to it almost every day since I made it in, what, November? It’s bouncy, it’s got mouthy guitars, lots of sing-a-longs, and stuff from the 90′s clear through to new Indie shit you may not have heard of. It’s a drive with the windows down kinda mix. 

Special thanks to kitden for some of the song suggestions, too! This is probably one of my more favorite mixes I’ve had the pleasure to make.

ALSO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THAT @thesockswhowearsfox​ MADE!! We can’t have an Empire Records AU without some original tunes, man. [HONK]

[dat leggy doe]

Pell Grant Matrimony

Mama wants an update of Maka’s life, but there’s a severe lack of anything interesting to report. She’s stuck in an eternal rut, and the only excitement in her life is her steadily disappearing underwear.

Thankfully, her cute neighbor gets her in touch with the panty-stealing culprit. Soul is sometimes evasive and secretive, though he makes up for it by showing her what it’s like to have fun on a regular basis. Just as Maka thinks she has exciting news to report to Mama, Soul turns out to be hiding more than exotic pets in the bathroom. The fake-married, secret dating AU you didn’t ask for.

Pairings: endgame Soul/Maka, DTK/Black*Star; various implied
Rating: R for drug use/mention
Warnings: language, recreational drug use, illegal pets, Black*Star’s mooseknuckle

Read it here: [ao3]

What do you get when you take tumblr shitposts and rub in your need to read something lighthearted? Maybe something like this, we don’t actually know.

Look we did a resbang! @sojustifiable​ and I collaborated on this trainwreck that mostly started out as a joke and …well, still ended as one, but we got invested in ways we did not expect, and we hope you do too?

BLESS OUR ARTISTS:

@adorabbey : [she made nail art, custom cocktails, and the best cross stitch any home could ask for]

@tilliquoi : [she made Superstar Wes, derps at a mailbox, and the true hero of the story, Snappy

AND THANKS TO EVERYONE ON OUR DISCORD SERVER: @adulterclavis, @victoriapyrrhi, @fabulousanima, @darkpurply, and @rebornfromash

Special thanks to my fellow mods, the resbang discord server, tumblr, and really just fandom as a whole. We couldn’t have done this without you.

[Special-special thanks to @sojustifiable: she wrote 99.9% of this, for one, and for two, thanks babe. You helped me get through some tough shit, even if you might not have known it. 😛 ]

[i think i like it, too]

fanmix and stream for @jcrycolr3wradcse‘s 2016 resbang:  la Piété Mort

Summary: It’s the Anti-50 Shades of Grey, featuring everyone’s favorite, kirona! BDSM is a realistic fashion with sub!Kid and NonBinary Dom!Crona. RL AU, so it’s basically domestic smut.

Pairing: Kid/Crona with cameos of SoulMaka, PattiBlackStar. LizTsubaki!
Rating:NC-17! If you’re a minor and reading this please don’t get me arrested.
Warnings: BDSM, bondage, orgasm play, ice, pegging, cross-dressing kink, nonbinary Crona!

Read the fic here: [ao3]

Listen to the mix here:

8tracks – runtime approx 1hr, 3min

free stream – tune in all day, January 23rd, 2017! Unless you live in Canada, 8tracks has throttled free listening time, so I’ll be streaming this playlist as long as my internet stays connected today. Feel free to drop in and listen to the station. 

mediafire – alternatively, enjoy the music on your own time

{art and tracklist} were created in Photoshop CS6. i used reference photos i created in DesignDoll.

so, two things: this showed up in the mail

@sahdah why can i never tag u what is the meaning of this

this is a scene out of my fic Quantum Entanglement, which is the nerdy/warcraft/anime trash fic. if you enjoy any of those things or really just like laughing at Soul’s expense, this is probably for you

anyway here’s the original post of this pic, which you should barf your retags all over: [screaming intensifies]

second thing: sahdah has also just completed an audiobook version of all the current chapters of Quantum Entanglement (the fic’s still in progress, to no one’s surprise), which have only become funnier the more she does it. give her some love for her amazing work here: The Master Playlist

thank you so much, darling. you keep me going.