me: shit like your astrological sign, the hogwarts house you think you’re in, your mbti type…they don’t really mean anything
random person: *says bad thing about my astrological sign, the hogwarts house i think i’m in, my mbti type, or my anything else*
me: do you wanna fucking go

What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man. I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can. I’m a tough tootin baby that can punch all your buns. Punch all your buns! I will punch all your buns! If you an evil witch I will punch you for fun!