Palus Somni: oh man, dudes are so ready to sex roleplay through chat and it is the actual funniest
or i’m a horrible person
i’d like to think it’s a bit of A and B tho
fabulousanima: a healthy mix
Palus Somni: i’m laughing right now remembering… because like
i’m bad at roleplay to begin with
i just… idk i’m too immature or who knows but
anyway one time this guy i was chatting with was like
very particular about how my nipples should be tied up with floss
and i’m just sitting there like, i can’t believe i am reading this in this universe
so, like a complete douche, i ask ‘is this regular or waxed floss’
fabulousanima: SNORTS
Palus Somni: he got so pissed and logged off
fabulousanima: i think that is a legitimate question
Palus Somni: IT WAS but i was also laughing so
Filiaumbrae: but is it mint
fabulousanima: ALSO IMPORTANT
Filiaumbrae: because mint’s a deal breaker
jesus that’s hilarious
Palus Somni: but seriously can you even DO that to nipples
Filiaumbrae: i mean, in theory
Palus Somni: i guess it would be easier if they were pierced beforehand but like
Filiaumbrae: it would depend on the nips
Palus Somni: lasso
Filiaumbrae: what if you get the floss on there
and then your nips are like, “nah bruh i’m good”
does the floss fall off like a sad little bow?
Palus Somni: hahahah
you know, the thing i most regret
is not knowing wtf he wanted to do with nipples linked together by floss
like… is it just like a rein or
was he going to attach it to something
fabulousanima: lord i hope not actually floss
Palus Somni: OMG
fabulousanima: sensual flossing
Palus Somni: i am choking to death
fabulousanima: ahahahaaaaa
Palus Somni: now i’m torn because do i look up to see that’s an actual thing
or do i just tell myself that it is, of course, a thing, and i am better off not seeing it ever
fabulousanima: this super srs bzns chat brought to you by your local Resbang mods
HRM I mean i am kinda curious
but also kinda not
for the sake of my own sanity
Filiaumbrae: quantum fetish mechanics
Palus Somni: it took a lot of courage to see if ‘orange spicy bukkake’ was anything other than my blog
Filiaumbrae: *snicker*
still proud of that
Palus Somni: shrodinger’s rule
Filiaumbrae: pretty much
like
“any kink that does not exist comes into fruition on the internet the moment you conceive of it”
Palus Somni: but does it exist because you think of it or because you google it
Filiaumbrae: doesn’t matter
Palus Somni: if you never google it, does the forest hear you scream about dental floss
Filiaumbrae: you change the outcome by measuring
fabulousanima: the timelines diverge depending on the outcome and there are infinite timelines in which the porn existed before and in which it exists then
Palus Somni: but seriously who the fuck buys unwaxed floss
Filiaumbrae: only a monster