Have you ever been bored on a Tuesday evening just sitting around and thinking to yourself, “Boy, I sure wish I had a shit ton of random MBTI-related charts, statistics, and surveys to look at”? SAY NO MORE, FAM. I have compiled here for you today the world’s finest assortment of completely useless MBTI-related data, all for your viewing (and procrastinating) pleasure. Enjoy!
Me: *eating potato chips and chillin on the couch*
My brain: Time is constantly moving forward. Aging and death is inevitable and every second you spend sitting here is a second closer to the end of your existence.
Me: *freezes mid potato chip and stares into the void*
getting an adrenaline rush when someone asks you to explain or help them with something they are not familiar with
getting a mild panic attack when you’re casually discussing sth and someone asks for a detailed explanation but you’re only vaguely familiar with the topic
INTP 5w4 ravenclaw thunderbird true neutral for @marshofsleep
“Why do you so earnestly seek the truth in distant places? Look for delusion and truth in the bottom of your own heart.” ― Ryōkan
been on a big ‘do any of the things i do fall into a pattern that can be explained by someone who knows how to use words so i can understand what weirdass creature i am and why i sometimes feel all the things yet other times feel nothing unless i’m looking at a haynes car manual?’ kick lately
so instead of doing dishes i went on *a quest* and here are my skeptical, internet-quiz-provided results:
Four Temperaments: Sanguine | Melancholic | Choleric | Phlegmatic
Alignment: Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good | Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral | Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil
Enneagram: The Reformer (Type 1) | The Helper (Type 2) | The Achiever (Type 3) | The Individualist (Type 4) | The Thinker (Type 5) (5w4) | The Loyalist (Type 6) | The Enthusiast (Type 7) | The Leader (Type 8) | The Peacemaker (Type 9)
Tritype: The Mentor | The Supporter | The Teacher | The Technical Expert | The Taskmaster | The Systems Builder | The Researcher | The Philosopher | The Visionary | The Strategist | The Problem Solver | The Rescuer | The Good Samaritan | The Free Spirit | The Peacemaker | The Solution Master | The Thinker | The Justice Fighter | The Mediator | The Mover Shaker | The Ambassador | The Scholar | The Contemplative (5-9-4) | The Truth Teller | The Seeker | The Messenger | The Gentle Spirit
anyway the conclusion is: my eternal dream of living in a mud hut in the middle of nowhere with high speed internet access, a writing nook, supply of tea, books, vinyl records, and surrounded by animals is completely validated
part-time recluse 