heistception

adulterclavis:

Heistception is, I know, completely saturated with ridiculous references and memes and song lyrics and all kinds of utter nonsense. I WANTED to do footnotes. It would have been SO GREAT. No one would have had to be confused, the references would have been RIGHT THERE, a bare click away as you read.

Yeah, well. That was not to be for a lot of reasons beginning and ending with formatting problems/impossibilities. That said, I am compiling a list of everything, complete with links for easy access, in roughly the order in which it appears (except for the cars).

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honestly if yakbaks screeching ‘do a barrel roll’ aren’t the right way to get through security, the world is wrong

adulterclavis:

HAPPY RESBANG

Once upon a time the Discord chat convinced me that doing an Ocean’s Eleven/Fast and Furious homage/crossover AU would be a good idea. I threw in a generous dash of Magic Mike for fun.

[Ocean’s Eleven/Fast & Furious AU for Resbang 2015] Marie Mjolnir
left prison with a plan. Medusa had burned down her strip club, framed
her, seduced her husband, and taken her foster children. Luckily the
kids are all grown up and are more than willing to help her achieve
revenge via the kind of casino heist you only hear about in movies.
Unfortunately, Medusa’s into a lot more than gambling, and the price of
failure might be very high indeed (though not, Soul thinks, as
unbearably torturous as Black Star’s kazoo playing or Maka’s backseat
driving).

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5632918/chapters/12973459
FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11712963/1/Heistception

A++ art by Puru
Abbey made me sweet ass drink recipes and a YAKBAK cross stitch

And, in case anyone is interested in The Process (SPOILERS; timelines are somewhat out of date compared to the final product, but you get the idea):

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