I like the modern country songs in which the women singers talk about murdering their husbands but other than that, yeah no
Tag: fabulousanima
ah i wish T-T
I see you made another one
you’re right it really is the best ‘congratulations on your baby’ tagline

11/2 Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.
At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS
The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didn’t even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.
We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things “Goofus,” actually.
fabulousanima
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I felt this struggle too, but really what else could I have expected, because you somehow got me heavily invested in Spirit/Wes LIKE HOW
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GOD SPIRIT/WES that one too. I came for the SoMa and left with DeathStar and WeSpirit and I’m so confused.

long live the suitship
to be fair we could all write 100000 versions of wes and i could believe them with all my heart if they are written well enough be it monogamous bull rider or zoolander’s hansel cheating on his orgy with another orgy
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you should do this immediately
“Part Of Your World” Soul Eater Version
Thank you Discord Chat for the peer pressure.I’ve got canons and aus aplenty
I’ve got drabbles and prompts here galore
You want late soma week prompts? I’ve got twenty!But who cares? No big deal
I want more(More lyrics under the cut)
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IOTWCS 2, 8, 11
2. what scene did you first put down
literally the first scene of the fic. it was for the nsfw ‘scream’ prompt, and i was just desperate to fill the prompt by any means that had nothing to do with how you’d expect a nsfw ‘scream’ prompt to be filled. i wanted maka to scream for something else, and so i decided she would be startled by soul’s appearance. where the tree and concept of zombies came from is anyone’s guess.
8. did any real people or events inspire any part of it
Sid and Stein were both inspired by two of my uncles– one ex-military who is crass but very dependable and tends to say strangely profound things when you least expect, and the other a fairly expressionless, cold type of man, but who i have never seen do anything without someone else’s interests at heart.
11. what do you like best about this fic
gosh i don’t know. probably the fandom response– its reactions to spaghettios and pickles and black star and harvar and ‘speaking’ and just … i dunno. all of it.
also, and i didn’t realize it much at the time when i wrote it, but i really like that Black Star was able to get some shuteye finally, in that last bit.
thanks for the ask! the questions came from this post here

Since the last one I posted was done beautifully by @marshofsleep, I figured I’d try again. Maybe this will become a thing…
Anonymous 1 and/or 2. SOMA GO!oops i
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stop doing this, i need to write resbang
She drops a towering stack of papers the height of your brother on your desk. “You did all of these wrong and I expect you to stay late to correct it all, Evans.”
You are so eating her banana bread she’s been hiding in the back of the breakroom fridge during lunch.
You can’t steal a bite of her pizza for the first four dates, because she orders chili flakes each time. It would do weird things to your stomach. On the fifth time, though, she doesn’t, but might as well have, because that does weird things to your stomach anyway.
